Time flies when your having fun, and making money. Guess it's just creeping along for the likes of Tommy and Steve though. Why else would they gather around the fire and execute their pagan rituals to bring "The Preserve" back to life? Can't say I didn't tell you so! You see, being that Steve and Tommy are both liars, how could anyone expect that they wouldn't repackage this thing and present it again? Which brings me to some interesting revelations.
Dick, I hear that you're "on board and even a possible cheerleader for the "new" plan. Tell me, how does someone so passionate about the preservation of Lancaster's oldest residents and their wishes come to "switch teams" so quickly? I know why I did...simple, their scum and I always knew that, but my job was to make them appear not to be. A job, I must say, that was nearly impossible with Tommy's mouth rattling like a cheap whore's change purse. Anyway... what makes a man like you change outlook so quickly? Money for some will do it, but I don't think you are a crook. Blackmail for others but you seem pretty clean. Maybe...just maybe, you've been brow beat by Joe and Joe so much that you figure, " What the hell, I'm leaving soon anyway." Who knows. I just cringe at the looks you'll get after to sell yourself out.
Kim...shit, why even bother, flip a coin like you always do or just ask another counsel person how to vote. Seems to have worked well for you up until now.Of course, I'm sure you'll get all of the support you need from Tommy if you happen to vote "the right way", just better ask for cash and check em' with one of those fancy pencils that the Target ladies use. ( love that thing.)
James, I know you're going to choose whatever you want to do come hell or high water. Just watch out for the phone call. You'll get it sooner or later. It'll go something like this...
" What'r ya doin? ( in a scruffy hillbilly voice ) Well, I sure hope you're gonna be our friend on this James...after all, we support our friends and not our enemies." Sound like anyone you know?
Joe...........WAKE UP!!!! If it was such a great thing it wouldn't have to be resubmitted. Threats wouldn't have had to be made in relation to " chopping it up into 5 acre plots." The powers that be wouldn't push it so hard. Look past what you think their going to do to what they've done. Name one project that they've completed that was a benefit to Lancaster without complication. Easements being pressured for condemnation, snaking deals against LISD, incomplete parks, lawsuits over line locations, and more of the same with no intention of compromise. You'll take what they give you and you'll like it! Or else!
Clyde...Hello Clyde? Got a position on this or just going to play the fence? Do you know where The Preserve is? How it will effect the schools in your district until LISD can afford to build one down there ( which reminds me, Larry...I hear that the Wednesday night Lotto drawings are pretty large, may be if you can't get Lancaster to give to 200 Million, a company car, and a private screening of The Godfather with Deniro and Pachino in attendance...you can try that to gather the money to build on the sites you already own. )
Susan, define friendship. I ask you to do this because sooner or later, you'll be asked to consider this out of friendship with Tommy. Keep in mind that he thinks people give a shit about him. Anyway, would a friend finance your opponent's campaign? Would they talk about you as if you were already out of office? Would they smile in your face while knowing that the very things that you value are the things they intend to tear down, namely the quiet country atmosphere of Lancaster? Just think about it. He'll come for you too.
Finally Carol... Hello, hope everything is going well for you. Have a great week.
Wonder why she misses the long advise given to others? Because Carol couldn't give less of a shit what these guys are doing because she knows that by definition if they are the ones doing it, Lancaster is getting screwed.
Nancy, start up the campfire and ready the torches. The vampires are drawing near to the neck of Lancaster proper. Contact the immediate property owners and ready yourself for the super majority vote. Look out for the "work sessions" attended by those that live in Meadowview and Ames Meadow. Hey Tommy, still think a plate of chicken and barbecue will buy the support of Blacks in the Northern sector? I always wanted to ask you after you proposed that, "Do you really believe the nonsense that comes out of your soup cooler?" Surely you can't be that stupid and racist at the same time. Can you?
I feel for you Margie, if you're still putting up with this creep. You know he NEEDS you to get to Joe, Clyde, and the rest. You're his only hope. For that matter, your "The Preserve's" only hope! Yet, I'm willing to bet you have yet to see a property deal, check, or even a "thank you" for supporting him.
Last but not least... Although, I've turned things around and am doing better financially than I had working for these jackasses, I still feel the need to end by saying F#%K you Tommy and Steve, I glean happiness from the fact that Steve's weight and your smoking will speed both of your demise considerably due to you advanced age. You see? It's the little things that make me happy. :)
