Wednesday, December 20, 2006

He's Back.....

After dropping off the face of the earth, or rather pretending to, Tommy is back in Lancaster. Spouting the same bulls&^t he was when he left ( kicked out ) earlier this year. It appears that after a failed attempt at cramming The Preserve (through Steve Topletz) down the throats of Lancaster residents, Tommy has returned to "save" you all from yourselves. He hopes that with the tried and true combination of empty threats and empty promises he can drum up support for a much needed (by him) zoning change in the southern sector. Come on Lancaster, give a Hillbilly Millionaire a break, you know that without the zoning the land is a giant cow tipping field. Why not allow yourselves to be built on. It's just a few (hundred) homes. Spaced far enough for a mop handle to tap on the neighbors window (for convenience) and large enough to have not one but two bathrooms!

Lancaster, you might as well give him what he wants. As any Korean or Vietnam Veteran may know, Tommy is a little like "jungle rot", you can scratch and scratch but he won't go away. Unless you ask for him to pay what he owes, then he seems to hide quit nicely!

1 comment:

J Melcher said...

Hi,

Looks like Christmas has come early to Lancaster, and you're in the role of Santa. Got goodies for some, and lumps of coal for the deserving. Keep 'em coming.